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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Weekly MILP Roundup #111

Welcome to my very first MILP Roundup, ya'll!

(insert cheer here)

The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup is the brainchild of Saramel (retired). It is hosted on a rotating basis at PT-LawMom, and A Little Fish in Law School and is usually posted no later than Monday morning. Next week’s MILP Roundup will be hosted by Butterflyfish.

So, what's up with us moms in the legal profession? We're rawkin' it out with some karaoke, that's what... we are so rock 'n' roll.

Dontcha wish your [lawyer] was hawt like... Tranny Head and Legally Certifiable? That's right, these ladies are so young and hawt, people make sexist assumptions about them, based on their appearances. Too bad they're also brilliant and going to kick your butt in court...

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? You're gonna get your case dismissed when the cop doesn't show up to Court, that's what. Googiebaba gets burned by Cop Fail.

Mother-in-Law, Mother-in-Law, Satan should be her name, to me they're about the same... Lag Liv endures the baggage that comes along with that great guy you married... his mother.

She's a brick -- house... Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out... Butterflyfish explains why we don't just let it all hang out. Unfortunately for you. 'Cause we're hawt.

Up in the morning and out to school, the teacher is teaching the golden rule... It's that time of year again... And our newest MILPs Mom and Law Student? and Just Trying are startin' One-L Hell. Throw down your books and out of your seat, you go down the hallway, into the street... But now that the MBE is done, Magic Cookie is reading for fun, Dakota's pondering the important questions in life, and Better Together has made her big move with a cutie in tow.

(insert wild applause here)

Yay! Thanks for coming. Hope my singing wasn't too bad! I've been practicing all week... Oh... what? You couldn't hear it? Hmmm... is this thing on...? Hello...? Stupid microphone... Aw, forget it...

Tune in next week over at A Little Fish in Law School, for more MILPs. (And long live rock 'n roll.)

If you would like to have your blog added to the MILP blogroll for weekly review or would like us to consider a specific post, drop the hostess(es) an email or leave a comment at their respective sites.

**Hat tip to the “original” Roundup Evan Schaeffer’s Legal Underground and Thanks, But No Thanks


PT-LawMom said...

Cheer!! Great job, girl. :)

Butterflyfish said...

Oh man I loved this!! You're a BRICK...HOUSE!! Stuck in my head.