Cora: [drops the crayon on the floor] Uh oh!
Me: [picks up the crayon] Yes, "uh oh."
Cora: [drops the sippy cup on the floor] Uh oh!
Me: [picks up the sippy cup] No, that's not an "uh oh"! You did that on purpose.
Me: That's right. Purpose.
Cora: Badada, uh oh!
Me: No, that was on purpose. You meant to do that. Mens rea, kid, mens rea. It was intentional, and therefore, not an "uh oh."
Cora: Uh oh!
Me: Why am I trying to reason with a toddler?
Husband: I have no idea.
Cora: [drops the sippy cup again] Uh oh!
Husband: Uh oh.
Me: Uh oh.